Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Phil Spector Will Kill You Dead

I'll be honest, I don't really have anything of value to say about the Phil Spector case.

He was a great record producer and innovator in the studio, many bands owe their careers to him; The Ronettes, The Righteous Brothers...

But look at that face. This man is a stone-cold, eat-your -children, throw-kittens-in-a-blender, killer.
I heard that the US Military tried to recruit him into their special forces, but Spector got so pissed off that someone was talking to him that he killed JFK. (Really, Spector released a Christmas album on the same day Kennedy was shot. Coincidence?)

The only way the courts have been able to quell his blood-lust during the trail is by letting him grow out a fop of ridiculously age-inappropriate hair.
It's hypothesized that the hair stops the cooling of his blood, and soothes the human part of his body. He's more machine than man now.

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